I was lucky enough to receive a Waitrose Cookery School voucher for Christmas and had been browsing all the course options for a while. Pad thai? Mexican Street Feast? Shall I learn how to make bao? What about Japanese? I wanted to do them all, but my mind was made up when I came across Couple’s Brunch.
I absolutely adore brunch. Two meals worth of calories in one blow out feast where it is acceptable to drink cocktails in the morning (try as I might my limit is 2.5 Bloody Mary’s and I was all over the shop) with the emphasis on excess. Towering stacks of pancakes topped with syrup and cream, fried everything with sides of bacon and as often is the case, “bottomless bubbles”. My partner on the other hand decries brunch totally. He feels the opposite in that it deprives him of two separate meals, is a waste of calories and he hardly likes anything in the menu. This is because he is a particularly fussy madam who doesn’t like eggs (the basis of any good brunch), eats Belvita biscuits for breakfast and has been known to voluntarily eat dry toast. DRY. TOAST! So now you understand what I am dealing with.
This anti-brunch sentiment is why I felt particularly moved to book the course, to persuade him that in fact it is an immensely enjoyable experience that we should do more. Trust me – it’s not a feeding each other strawberries or lingering looks over the hollandaise type course and you could very happily do it with a friend, as you’d have equally as much fun.
The whole day is wonderfully organised and the course chefs Russell and Lailee where great fun throughout. We learnt new skills and tips – if you don’t fancy crying when chopping onions, use a super sharp knife – but mainly really enjoyed eating brilliant food, limitless drinks and having a laugh with everyone on the course.
The menu was incredible. We started off by preparing pigs cheeks for braising, crushing spices with a pestle and mortar for the aromatic sauce and placing it in the oven for four hours to slow cook.
Whilst this was cooking, we got started on the Eggs Benedict with haddock. If you ever see the amount of butter that goes into hollandaise. WOW. They honestly should just call it butter sauce. Still, with guidance we were able to make golden pan fried crumpets with poached haddock and beautifully silky hollandaise.
Next up was a piquant mango, mint and black bean salsa with quick pickled chillies to accompany the slow braised pig cheeks. The tartness of the chillies and fruitiness of the mango cut through the richness of the meltingly tender pork that fell apart on the plate. As if that couldn’t get any better it was piled on top of a mouthwatering cheesy waffle that was deceptively simple to prepare, although sadly you do need a waffle maker. The whole plate was a heavenly hot mess that I would happily pay a great deal for in a restaurant.
The grand finale, as if we needed anymore food, was a brownie burrito. You read that correctly. Brownie batter fried in a pan between two crepes, finished with a caramelised banana, chopped peanuts and a scoop of vanilla ice cream. Divine.
If you hadn’t guessed, I was super impressed by Waitrose cookery school and will definitely be going back. I’d really recommend it as a thoughtful gift for a foodie, or just a new experience with your friends. See you there.